fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “You’ve just lost a customer!”

Bottom Text: “You promise?”

They always say this as if we’re supposed to curl up into a ball and cry. 9 times out of 10 it’s probably a good thing they’ll no longer be shopping in our store.

How’s that for friend-zoned?

fuckyeahretailrobin:

This sign needs to be in every store in the world. EVERY SINGLE ONE!

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catieisel:

cassiwithoutane:

nuggits2:

still my favorite video to ever exist

Oh jesus this was my homepage for the longest time but I’d open a window and go back to doing other things while it loaded and I’d suddenly just hear BWAAAGHHH, BWAHH, BWA- BWAHHHH

Correy made me reblog it

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tangletots:

robyngates:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 

Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you

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